Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Secret Squirrel

It’s like a Walt Disney film. One of those live action ones with cute animals. But it's real life and it happened right here in the Fudge offices. What are we talking about? Well, one of our programmers adopted a pet squirrel and has kept it in his desk for the last three months.



It all began when Jay Sanghera, the lonely HTML markup-drone (you probably haven’t spoken to him – he’s the one with goatee beard, glasses and Metallica t-shirt who sits near the toilets) spotted an injured squirrel whilst walking through the local park in whatever low-rent borough he slouches back to every night (Jay, not the squirrel). Feeling pity for the poor creature Jay took him to work and secretly nursed him to health with a diet of pizza and coke. Soon the little fellow was so massively overweight that he was happy to never move from the top drawer of Jay’s workstation.

As you know, hygiene conditions aren’t exactly of the highest standard in the developer suite, so it’s hardly surprising that no one noticed our little extra member of staff for a while. But once Jay’s secret was out, everyone beat a path to the programmer’s desk to see his rodent pal. Which is why we’ve sacked Jay and gassed the squirrel. Now get back to work!

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