The Night of the Long Scalpels

After the bewildering discovery that Art Director Martin Shrubbery sabotaged Rick Kerner’s Wacom Tablet, the Creative Dept. was shaken further last night by the confessions of 14 other collaborators. The insurgents, ranging from Junior Designers to the Head of Copy, have all been handed their P45s and rooted out of Fudge. We are positioning this to the outside world as a sensible programme of cut-cutting measures, but we all know that this PURGE was a necessary WEEDING OUT THE DEAD WOOD.

Meanwhile, Shrubbery is being kept on as an example to rest of the designers. He’s been stripped of his Art Director rank and will spend the rest of his days clearing up the creative prep room and SPRAY-MOUNTING.

Let that be the end of this matter.

Benoit Goddard,Chairman and Founder