Kerner Sabotage: A Message from Our Founder

Following the repeated ‘accidental’ injuries to our beloved Deputy Creative Director Rick Kerner, we have decided to begin investigating individuals within the Creative Department as possible ‘wreckers’. After the suspicious short circuit of Rick’s Wacom tablet, we now believe that there is an organised conspiracy by these pernicious saboteurs, with no loyalty to our Great Agency. We will particularly be looking at those who have expressed dissatisfaction with their jobs in confidential HR surveys or those underachievers who haven’t won an award since joining us. My security operatives, pressganged from the IT dept, will be passing among you soon.

Benoit Goddard,
Founder and Chairman

The head of IT tries new hardwear solution on suspected 'wrecker'